Political Hospital and NRO Effectives
Doctors really help mankind and it is very much true when we talk about Pakistani Doctors. If there had been no ‘Doctors Hospital’, how we would have known that there could be a ‘Political Hospital’ too.
The word ‘hospital’ is not the property of doctors only. So, we decided to open a ‘Political Hospital’, as it would be a no-loss business. (This luck comes with the word hospital ;-) ).
Our motto is to give ‘healthy’ (not fat) politicians to our country. We will inject in them patriotism, love for people and respect for judiciary. They will be treated with drips of dignity, morality and competence. We have decided to permit our doctors to use euthanasia. In case of an incurable condition, patient will be killed by the suspension of extraordinary treatment.
The day we inaugurated our Political Hospital, we found a mob of patients on the gate of our hospital. Those patients were in really serious condition. After being diagnosed with the fatal disease NRO, They were immediately admitted in ICU.
They could not rush to foreign hospitals. Credit goes to authorities who included their names in Exit Control List and saved us from further loss. Those patients who have digested the money-burger will at least pass the stool here. ;-) Accountability bureau nurses are there with vomiting bags to collect their Dollar-vomits. Hospital management is very much sure that these –vomits can give WAPDA some relief and ultimately the lights of ‘operation theatre’ will be ON forever.
The most serious patient in our political ward is the one who have no near or dear one in the government and opposition. He is sure of his political and financial death. Attendants have changed his ten bed sheets. It seems as he is heading towards euthanasia.
We hope that treatment of these patients inside the country will not affect our cordial relationship with many countries like Saudi Arabia and U.A.E. ;-)
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nice idea. :)
wonder how do you tackle these patients as they seldom admit whether they are patients. resembling to the popular type of Patients jinn mein also ye quality pa-e jati hay. ;)