Bill Gates Finally Finds out the Trick that Pakistanis Knew Since Ages

Bill Gates, the legendary billionaire founder of Microsoft and all-round philanthropist (whose efforts are going to wipe out polio from the planet), has finally stumbled onto secret that Pakistanis knew all this time: chickens may very well hold the key to ending poverty across the globe.

You must be wondering why and how chickens can serve as the magic pill to end world (and essentially Pakistan’s) poverty?

The answer, as Bill has now discovered, lies in the low maintenance upkeep required for raising chickens. While Pakistani poultry farmers (and others) have known it for ages that chickens don’t require special food needs, keeping the food bill really low for those with limited incomes. Plus, a fully grown hen can lay many eggs, which can:

  1. Serve the protein needs of an average Pakistani family,
  2. Be raised into healthy and meaty hens with low food requirements.

Poultry sector already contributes to 1.3% of Pakistan’s GDP and plans are in motion regarding Norway, Belgium, France, Korea, China, Brazil, and Germany who want to invest Rs.80 million in Pakistan’s chickens.

So maybe the next time Mr. Bill feels inspired of finding the next big poverty-busting technique, perhaps he should do so while munching on a leg of Pakistani chicken tikka at Bundoo Khan?

Via MeshRepubic


  • Desi

    Sheikh Chili?

  • Abdul Wahab Butt

    Sponsored by Bundu khan?

  • Muhammed Ovais Alam

    He’ll only find out that we’re injecting ‘something’ into chicken so they can grow faster.
    Let’s educate the poultry farmer first about the side effects of ‘all those’ medicines.

  • Ishtiaq

    Chalou is idea k baad propakistani ko ab fake paid articles chapnay ki zarorat tou nahi paraygi agar dou chaar murghiyan paal lain tou.

  • CozYolo

    wtf did i just read?

  • Billabadmash

    Bhai desi kukri is good baki walaiti murgi sirf aur sirf bemarion ka tofa

  • Ishtiaq

    Bill gates k “Kukarr” ki khabarian dene walo aik khaber tax exemption pe bhi de dou logon ko jo k 4mb ya Rs.2500 tak k broadband pe announce hoi hai Sindh k budget main.

    • PANAIA JUNE

      net wala to woi lera ha jo pehle Tax barhne k baad barhadie the. larun me kia usse jaa k pese kam le ?

      • Ishtiaq

        Abey bol kia raha hai tu?

      • Ishtiaq

        Kahien tujhe Bill Gates ka Kukkar tou nahi chahiye?

  • Mohsin Mahesar

    Kehna kya chahte ho

    • Bilal Iqbal

      keep on enjoying with cold water …

      • adnan

        hahahaha

  • Bilal Iqbal

    and ProPak finally got the news after ages… (originally posted weeks ago on Bill’s profile) lol

  • AbdulB1

    Hamza’s chicken business is proof of that.

  • AbdulB1

    it is not just hormones it is also anti-biotics.

    • Muhammed Ovais Alam

      Anti-biotics are making them grow faster?
      Why they were not used in my childhood or 4-5 years back?

      • AbdulB1

        I never said that they makes them grow faster. I am saying side effects of Antibiotics given to animals are not even discussed in Pakistan.

        • Muhammed Ovais Alam

          Oh!
          Pata hi nhi hota jaahiloun ko.

          • AbdulB1

            jahil insan mei Doctor hoon tuj se zaida janta hoon!

            • Muhammed Ovais Alam

              Your comment really showed your class.
              I was saying ‘jaahil’ to those people who runs poultry farm business without knowing anything but since you took it personally I think that you’re ‘jaahil’ too (your comment shows that clearly).
              Go and buy a badge “I am a doctor” and pin it to your shirt.

  • shujaswati

    Just think, U say AllahoAkbar and zibah a chicken. Inside you find Windows 10 Upgrade (ಠ ∩ಠ)

  • Muhammad Ahmed

    Is that only ME who thinks ProPakistan content selection standard is going knee down or any one else also thinks so ?

    • Oralover Odeveloper

      oh! no, no … u r the winner :)