{"id":4099,"date":"2021-04-01T09:03:32","date_gmt":"2021-04-01T09:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/?p=4099"},"modified":"2021-08-10T09:26:19","modified_gmt":"2021-08-10T09:26:19","slug":"pizza-is-overrated-once-you-have-had-one-slice-youve-had-em-all-no-matter-the-topping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/pizza-is-overrated-once-you-have-had-one-slice-youve-had-em-all-no-matter-the-topping\/","title":{"rendered":"Pizza Is Overrated. Once You Have Had One Slice, You\u2019ve had \u2018Em All, No Matter the Topping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is this picture mouthwatering to you? Maybe if you hadn\u2019t eaten in the last 24 hours, sure. Otherwise, please. NO THANK YOU.<\/p>\n<p>Most probably I am in the minority with this philosophy. Well, not actually philosophy. But you get it, right? Especially when you are from Islamabad and you realize that our city has more than 100 pizza places. Crazy. Islamabad has 8 zones and every zone has more than 10 pizza places. It\u2019s not even that good. I don\u2019t understand how it became a comfort food. How is it even comforting people? If anything, it\u2019s nothing but calories. I\u2019d rather have anda paratha.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4368 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/519413737-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/519413737-1.jpg 340w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/519413737-1-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Well, to begin with, it\u2019s just bread that has been glorified more than it deserves because it is topped with cheese. And a little sauce. That\u2019s it. Next time you look at a pizza slice, look longer. It\u2019s just dough and cheese. Sometimes it is topped with different sauces. Nothing fancy. It does not even have a divine slash special recipe if you ask me. Give your kid some dough, cheese, and sauce, even he\/she will be able to make without ruining its already weird taste.<\/p>\n<p>And even its flavors are absurd now. Chicken tikka? Buffalo chicken? Mac n cheese pizza? I\u2019d rather have all of these alone than on top of a pizza.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4369 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-28-at-3.56.53-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"930\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-28-at-3.56.53-PM.jpg 930w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-28-at-3.56.53-PM-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-28-at-3.56.53-PM-768x507.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 930px) 100vw, 930px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When I think about it, I realize that the main appeal to pizza has never been taste but rather, <strong><em>ease<\/em><\/strong>. Well, sometimes people don\u2019t want to cook after having a long day at work and it\u2019s understandable. It\u2019s easy, doesn\u2019t break the budget, and simple. Almost no effort. Or when you have a lot of people hanging out at your place, pizza is the universal answer.<\/p>\n<p>Between being accessible and easy on the pocket, we have placed pizza on the pedestal. We don\u2019t always need to order pizza, for the reason I began with: it\u2019s overrated.<\/p>\n<p>Besides it being over-hyped, what actually is its nutritional value?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3992 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/unnamed-file-2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"626\" height=\"847\" srcset=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/unnamed-file-2.png 626w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/foodnama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/unnamed-file-2-222x300.png 222w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 626px) 100vw, 626px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As you see in the image above, sodium is present in a very high concentration. And you think that it\u2019s good news for the heart? Hell no. I only thing I think is acceptable about pizza is that it is low in carbs, very low actually. I am no medical expert here but I think pizza is relatively a healthy option for people who are working out, as a post-workout option.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, the nutritional composition isn\u2019t as bad as I made it sound in the beginning. There are worse food options available but dude, there are better options available as well.<\/p>\n<p>I am sure when my friends and family will read this article, a beating is coming my way. But someone had to say it. And it had to be me.<\/p>\n<p>Pizza is just a disappointing box of lies. It is overhyped, bland, and unhealthy; a literal puddle of grease. It\u2019s just a big NO.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is this picture mouthwatering to you? Maybe if you hadn\u2019t eaten in the last 24 hours, sure. Otherwise, please. 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