{"id":218970,"date":"2019-03-13T11:10:05","date_gmt":"2019-03-13T06:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/?p=218970"},"modified":"2019-03-13T15:29:07","modified_gmt":"2019-03-13T10:29:07","slug":"facepalm-indians-are-flooding-microsoft-excel-with-poor-reviews-after-surf-excel-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/facepalm-indians-are-flooding-microsoft-excel-with-poor-reviews-after-surf-excel-ad\/","title":{"rendered":"Facepalm: Indians are Flooding Microsoft Excel with Poor Reviews After Surf Excel Ad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>India just ruined Microsoft Excel&#8217;s rating on the App Store because they hate Surf Excel. Clearly, the two are different products altogether, but it seems stupidity has no name.<\/p>\n<p>The Indian public didn&#8217;t read a lot of things right lately. Be it from the fake Balakot airstrike, to a beautiful ad on interfaith harmony for Holi, and now names on the App Store.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Excel, Excel hota hai, chahay asli ho ya jaali.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Like any millennial, when Indian nationalists got mad at Surf Excel for promoting interfaith harmony on Hindu holiday Holi, they thought we&#8217;ll get you back at the App Store.<\/p>\n<h3>Surf Excel vs Microsoft Excel<\/h3>\n<p>The thing is Surf Excel is a washing detergent manufacturer. Meanwhile, the world&#8217;s most famous app for spreadsheets, Microsoft Excel took the beating for the name (they got the wrong guy here). Hindu nationalist keyboard warriors started to review-bomb Microsoft Excel instead.<\/p>\n<p>Now despite the aggressive campaign, the number of such reviews are low. The ridiculous thing is these people are starting to believe their own lies. One review actually read:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cI used to like this app, until they partnered with Surf and made such a disgusting anti religious ad. Now where ever I read the word Excel I can only think of anti Hindu propaganda. Shame on you for doing this.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It is clear these people read the entire situation wrong (didn&#8217;t read it at all probably), as there is no partnership between Microsoft and Surf.<\/p>\n<h3>Why the Hate for Surf Excel?<\/h3>\n<p>Even the hate towards Surf Excel&#8217;s ad is uncalled for. The ad promotes religious harmony,\u00a0how can that be read negatively? Based on the reviews, logic and rationality are clearly missing.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cboykot sarf excel. hindu birodh hai. pakisthan me ja kar business kar.\u201d (Boycott Surf Excel. It is anti-Hindu. Take your business to Pakistan.) Another, coming in late in the day, writes, \u201cYe hindu virodhi hai,\u201d meaning \u201cthis is anti-Hindu.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Some of these reviews weren&#8217;t even funny but straight up threatening.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cYou traitors, if we put our minds to it you\u2019ll have to close your Surf Excel business and flee. You don\u2019t know Sangh workers. Jai Gaumata\u201d.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3>History Repeats Itself<\/h3>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t the first time Indians took their\u00a0conflict to the App sSore. Or even the\u00a0first time they\u00a0review-bombed the wrong app.<\/p>\n<p>Back in 2017, a leaked report revealed that Snapchat\u00a0CEO Evan Speigel thought that\u00a0<em>&#8216;the company shouldn&#8217;t plan to expand into India as the country was \u201ctoo poor\u201d&#8217;.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Indians were furious at Speigel obviously. However, it was an Indian e-commerce company Snapdeal which got the worst of it. Whether they didn&#8217;t realize they got the wrong man or that there&#8217;s a difference between the two apps, an Indian company suffered.<\/p>\n<p><em>via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.in\/entry\/angry-with-surf-excel-indian-patriots-give-microsoft-excel-1-star-ratings-on-google-play_in_5c865ae4e4b08d5b7863b8f4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">HuffingtonPost<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>India just ruined Microsoft Excel&#8217;s rating on the App Store because they hate Surf Excel. Clearly, the two are different products altogether, but it seems stupidity has no name. The Indian public didn&#8217;t read a lot of things right lately. 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