{"id":229814,"date":"2019-07-26T14:28:48","date_gmt":"2019-07-26T09:28:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/?p=229814"},"modified":"2019-07-26T14:29:00","modified_gmt":"2019-07-26T09:29:00","slug":"after-area-51-people-are-now-hunting-for-the-loch-ness-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/after-area-51-people-are-now-hunting-for-the-loch-ness-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"After Area 51, People Are Now Hunting for the ‘Loch Ness Monster’"},"content":{"rendered":"

After almost 2 million people signing up to storm Area 51, people are now signed up to ‘storm Loch Ness<\/a>‘ and find ‘dat big boi’. The absolutely elusive Loch Ness Monster that is.<\/p>\n

Yes, the world has come to this. We now have all manner of conspiracy theorists using force and social media to make us believe.<\/p>\n

The Hunt for Loch Ness Monster<\/h3>\n

For those who are unaware, Loch Ness is a deep, freshwater lake in the Scottish Highlands. Myths say that a fabled underwater (dinosaur-like) creature lives there.<\/p>\n

“The time is now for us to find dat big boi”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There have been extensive monster hunts for the ‘Loch Ness monster’ before. Even research studies aimed at either proving or debunking the myth.<\/p>\n

And now 22,000 people have signed up to finally prove the existence of the creature because:<\/p>\n

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\u201cNessie can\u2019t hide from us all.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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The picture from 1933 marking the fisrt ‘Nessie’ sighting<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Storm Loch Ness?<\/h3>\n

While the United States military made it clear that those looking to storm Area 51, might get shot at the ‘training base<\/em>‘, things will be easier for Nessie stans.<\/p>\n

A spokeswoman for the Royal Lifeboat Institution, Gemma McDonald said that people are welcome. The lake is open for everyone.<\/p>\n

\u201cThere\u2019s really no need to \u2018storm\u2019 Loch Ness, given that it is open to the public 24\/7, 365 days a year.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Unlike a military base, Loch Ness is a public excursion site. To add to that, it’s a lake so how do you storm a lake with a ‘tide-pod challenge maybe<\/em>)?<\/p>\n

Even the Royal National Lifeboat Institution announced on its Facebook page:<\/p>\n

\u201cWith no U.S. Army involved, Loch Ness looks a little less hazardous than storming Area 51, but here we have our own set of problems.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So the only thing stopping these ‘stormers<\/em>‘ now is mother nature.<\/p>\n

One setback though. The lake is too deep and too cold (its Scotland after all). To add to that, the weather is too unpredictable.<\/p>\n

The Royal National Lifeboat Institution stated that lifeguards don\u2019t have space on their boat to rescue visitors who will storm the lake. The lake is too massive, and lifeboats and lifeguards limited.<\/p>\n

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Other Places to Storm<\/h3>\n

Those having second thoughts about storming Loch Ness have other places to storm too. Hilariously, plenty of Facebook event pages have popped up, suggesting we raid other inaccessible places. Like raiding Fort Knox while the US government is distracted with Area 51<\/p>\n

“Let\u2019s find them gold bars.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It was suggested that people storm the Bermuda Triangle, a more tropical location compared to Loch Ness.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt can\u2019t swallow all of us.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

via The New York Times<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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