{"id":232045,"date":"2019-08-22T17:20:52","date_gmt":"2019-08-22T12:20:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/?p=232045"},"modified":"2019-08-22T17:20:52","modified_gmt":"2019-08-22T12:20:52","slug":"fidel-castros-crocodile-bites-swedish-man-and-here-come-the-commie-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/fidel-castros-crocodile-bites-swedish-man-and-here-come-the-commie-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Fidel Castro&#8217;s Crocodile Bites Swedish Man And Here Come The Commie Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cuban leader Fidel Castro was known to be a man with a bit of a bite. His pets have the same attitude. Recently a man in Sweden was bitten by a crocodile at Skansen\u00a0Aquarium. Except this wasn&#8217;t just any crocodile in captivity, it&#8217;s Fidel Castro&#8217;s crocodile.<\/p>\n<p>It all happened when someone threw a party at the Skansen\u00a0Aquarium in Stockholm, Sweden. This scaly critter crashed the aquarium party when it got its jaws around the Swedish man.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The crocodile originally belonged to the late Cuban leader, Fidel Castro.<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; letter-spacing: 5px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0;\">ALSO READ<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; font-family: Raleway ,sans-serif;\" href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/seth-rogen-cant-get-enough-of-this-ice-cream-guy-meme-video\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Seth Rogen Can&#8217;t Get Enough of This Ice-Cream Guy Meme [Video]<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>A Meme is Born<\/h3>\n<p>Following the accident, the man was hospitalized. So how much is the &#8216;victim&#8217; ( who is in his mid-70s) to blame for this? Turns out he had his hand on the wrong side of the barrier, while he was busy giving a speech.<\/p>\n<p>As the owner of Skansen Aquarium Jonas Wahlstrom explains:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;He had his arm over the glass barrier, which is about two meters high. One of the Cuban crocodiles saw it and came and just jumped up and grabbed his lower arm.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oddly Swedes are kind of excited by this. Can we expect some future crayfish parties at the Skansen Aquarium?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Thank you <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BBCWorld?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@BBCWorld<\/a> for picking up weird Sweden stories like these: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ATqDsiYPKF\">https:\/\/t.co\/ATqDsiYPKF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sweden (@Sweden) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sweden\/status\/1164447677880426496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 22, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Ask me about partying with Swedes.<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FCI2DciE8n\">https:\/\/t.co\/FCI2DciE8n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mikael Pawlo (@mpawlo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mpawlo\/status\/1164246603236085760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">No one is offering to buy Sweden, but just when you thought it was quiet, a man gets attacked by a crocodile that once belonged to a Russian cosmonat as a gift from Cuba&#39;s Fidel Castro. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/todayinsweden?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#todayinsweden<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/LeyA2QEdal\">https:\/\/t.co\/LeyA2QEdal<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; TodayinSweden (@TodayinSweden) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TodayinSweden\/status\/1164062551971422209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h3>Not an Aquarium Party, but a Swedish Crayfish Party<\/h3>\n<p>Who has a party at an aquarium? Well apparently Swedes, which makes sense given its a crayfish party.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; letter-spacing: 5px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0;\">ALSO READ<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; font-family: Raleway ,sans-serif;\" href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/pewdiepie-gets-married-to-girlfriend-marzia-bisognin-pictures\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">PewDiePie Gets Married To Girlfriend Marzia Bisognin [Pictures]<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>A crayfish party (if the name didn&#8217;t give it away), is a traditional celebration held by Swedes where they eat crayfish. Crayfish parties are held in August &amp; September to commemorate the end of summer.<\/p>\n<p>The man was bitten on his arm by the crocodile while he was giving a speech standing on a rock in a restricted area of the aquarium. Rather than enjoy seafood, he might have ended up as croc food.<\/p>\n<h3>Netizens Go After Fidel Castro&#8217;s Crocodile<\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_232058\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-232058\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-232058 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles.jpg\" alt=\"Fidel Castro's crocodiles\" width=\"1216\" height=\"912\" srcset=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles.jpg 1216w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-192x144.jpg 192w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-384x288.jpg 384w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-90x67.jpg 90w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-180x135.jpg 180w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-561x421.jpg 561w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-1122x842.jpg 1122w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-364x273.jpg 364w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-728x546.jpg 728w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-608x456.jpg 608w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-758x569.jpg 758w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-1152x864.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-64x48.jpg 64w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Fidel-Castros-crocodiles-128x96.jpg 128w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1216px) 100vw, 1216px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-232058\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fidel Castro&#8217;s crocodiles in their enclosure at the Skansen Aquarium, Sweden<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Despite the fact that the croc in question is Fidel Castro&#8217;s crocodile, he&#8217;s also a hand-me-down. The reptile was one of the two Cuban crocodiles given by Fidel Castro to a Russian cosmonaut as a gift. After the change in ownership during 1970s the crocodiles went to Moscow with the new owner.<\/p>\n<p>From Moscow, the reptilian pair was brought to Sweden&#8217;s Skansen Aquarium in 1981 by the owner. Since then they have been taking care of the pair.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; letter-spacing: 5px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0;\">ALSO READ<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; font-family: Raleway ,sans-serif;\" href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/us-diplomats-from-cuba-discover-their-brains-have-mysteriously-changed\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">US Diplomats From Cuba Discover Their Brains Have Mysteriously Changed!<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>The crocodile&#8217;s communist history didn;t sit well with netizens. Twitterati came after the communist crocodiles in full force:<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/Schuhmerica\/status\/1164244455412473857<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Damn Commie gators.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; AppaloosaKid (@AppaloosaKid) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AppaloosaKid\/status\/1164243701268226048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nikephorius\/status\/1164154043217928193<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Those Cuban crocs \ud83e\udd26\ud83c\udffd\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; MAD (@Marioaguerrebe2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Marioaguerrebe2\/status\/1164251305843425281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Some had a good time ridiculing the anti-communist sound bytes.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/RichHickey1\/status\/1164243607072759808<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Fidel Castro&#39;s crocodile is living a fuller life than I ever will and I am furious <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/sZmRjNXSKi\">https:\/\/t.co\/sZmRjNXSKi<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Christopher Ingraham\ud83e\udd97 (@_cingraham) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_cingraham\/status\/1164345055680684032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 22, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">This commiedile wanted to make communist revolution<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; androidinside (@uajedidev) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/uajedidev\/status\/1164246045800488960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Fidel Castro&#39;s <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/crocodile?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#crocodile<\/a> is in hot water again, I see. Awesome <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/headline?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#headline<\/a>&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/86IL8sZo6H\">pic.twitter.com\/86IL8sZo6H<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Neil Cox (@MisterCoxy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MisterCoxy\/status\/1164325438048522240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I feel like <br \/>\u201cFidel Castro\u2019s crocodile bites man at a party\u201d<br \/>is a throwaway line in a classic Warren Zevon lyric. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/7dxixSieuf\">pic.twitter.com\/7dxixSieuf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Nick (@OKFUTURE1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OKFUTURE1\/status\/1164233200664817664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Man bitten by Fidel Castro&#39;s crocodile. France surrenders.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; France World News (@franceworldnews) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/franceworldnews\/status\/1164152688281604098?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Think about it for one second. What are the chances that this is all a communist plot. Is that what Fidel trained these crocs to do? If so, we got the reptilian invasion all wrong.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Fidel\u2019s revenge \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Karl van heerden (@karlvanheerden1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/karlvanheerden1\/status\/1164249656169312256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/JrBirdine\/status\/1164359365811294208<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cuban leader Fidel Castro was known to be a man with a bit of a bite. His pets have the same attitude. Recently a man in Sweden was bitten by a crocodile at Skansen\u00a0Aquarium. Except this wasn&#8217;t just any crocodile in captivity, it&#8217;s Fidel Castro&#8217;s crocodile. It all happened when someone threw a party at the Skansen\u00a0Aquarium in Stockholm, Sweden. 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