{"id":235758,"date":"2019-10-09T12:03:36","date_gmt":"2019-10-09T07:03:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/?p=235758"},"modified":"2019-10-09T12:09:18","modified_gmt":"2019-10-09T07:09:18","slug":"major-adnan-sami-becomes-part-of-the-worlds-most-dangerous-spies-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/major-adnan-sami-becomes-part-of-the-worlds-most-dangerous-spies-list\/","title":{"rendered":"Major Adnan Sami Becomes Part Of The \u2018World\u2019s Most Dangerous Spies\u2019 List [Satire]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The world of espionage is full danger and peril. It\u2019s not all about sipping martinis and wearing suits, well maybe some halwa along the way couldn\u2019t hurt. People often talk about James Bond, but now there is a real spy for Pakistani\u2019s to root for \u2013 his name is Sami, Adnan Sami!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-235763 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400-65x65.jpg 65w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400-192x192.jpg 192w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400-384x384.jpg 384w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400-110x110.jpg 110w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400-220x220.jpg 220w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400-364x364.jpg 364w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400-48x48.jpg 48w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/A4-8AVdk_400x400-96x96.jpg 96w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It has been almost 20 years since our beloved Major Adnan infiltrated India under the guise of music and entertainment. The \u2018brave warrior\u2019 is working deep undercover to serve his country during these worrisome times in India<\/p>\n<h3>Move Aside Black Widow!<\/h3>\n<p>However, these are dangerous times for our hero as Major Adnan Sami may be compromised! It seems that our agencies misinterpreted Major Sami\u2019s coded message \u201cThori Se To Lift Kara De\u201d as Pakistan Index \u2018accidentally\u2019 ranked him amongst the third most dangerous spy in the world.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Most Daring and Dangerous Spies in the World<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7Melita Norwood<br \/>\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8Virginia Hall<br \/>\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf0Adnan Sami<br \/>\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfaSidney Reilly <br \/>\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddeaKlaus Fuchs<br \/>\ud83c\uddff\ud83c\udde6Fritz Joburt<br \/>\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8Belle Beyond<br \/>\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfaOleg Gordievsky<br \/>\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfaHerold &quot;Kim&quot; Philby<br \/>\ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7Francis Walsingham<\/p>\n<p>(The Pakistan Index)<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; The Pakistan Index (@thepakindex) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thepakindex\/status\/1180747627694047233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 6, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>It is indeed a proud moment for us to see Major Adnan\u2019s courage and dedication be rewarded in such a prestigious list. But c\u2019mon people, we are jeopardizing our hero\u2019s mission!<\/p>\n<p>Recently, our brave commando has been going through a difficult time maintaining his cover, as \u2018whistle blowers\u2019 on Twitter started leaking highly confidential information.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Pakistan?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Pakistan<\/a> must thank Adnan Sami Khan today who has been an under-cover agent in <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/India?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#India<\/a> for so many years and provided intel to our armed forces making it possible for us to destroy two Migs of Indian Air Force <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/indiapakistantensions?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#indiapakistantensions<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Abhinandan?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Abhinandan<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/pfgcLRsKX4\">pic.twitter.com\/pfgcLRsKX4<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Adeel Raja (@adeelraja) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adeelraja\/status\/1101448705058762752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 1, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">There are examples of many spies and undercover agents in history but nobody can match the level of <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AdnanSamiLive?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@AdnanSamiLive<\/a> . Dude has been in India for years now and yet he has made everyone believe that he is not our agent and providing secret information to us. Thank you sir!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Waleed Nasir (@waleednasir00) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/waleednasir00\/status\/1100724783757606913?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 27, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Another source revealed Major Adnan\u2019s military dossier for the whole world to see. Not cool!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-235759 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adnan-sami.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"602\" height=\"856\" srcset=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adnan-sami.png 602w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adnan-sami-211x300.png 211w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adnan-sami-561x798.png 561w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adnan-sami-364x518.png 364w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adnan-sami-34x48.png 34w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/adnan-sami-68x96.png 68w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 602px) 100vw, 602px\" \/><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; letter-spacing: 5px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0;\">ALSO READ<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; font-family: Raleway ,sans-serif;\" href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/adnan-samis-son-azaan-sami-khan-wants-to-act-in-dramas\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Adnan Sami&#8217;s Son Azaan Sami Khan Wants To Act in Dramas<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Disguised as a \u2018so-so\u2019 singer, Major Sami has been secretly sending encrypted messages to our intelligence agencies. Here is proof of our major\u2019s genius:<\/p>\n<div id=\"g1-fluid-wrapper-counter-1\" class=\"g1-fluid-wrapper \" style=\"width:662px;\" data-g1-fluid-width=\"662\" data-g1-fluid-height=\"372\">\n<div class=\"g1-fluid-wrapper-inner\" style=\"padding-bottom:56.19335347432%;\">\n<div data-mode=\"normal\" data-oembed=\"1\" data-provider=\"youtube\" id=\"arve-youtube-frtiq_hr8pg\" style=\"max-width:662px;\" class=\"arve\">\n<div class=\"arve-inner\">\n<div style=\"aspect-ratio:331\/186\" class=\"arve-embed arve-embed--has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"arve-ar\" style=\"padding-top:56.193353%\"><\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t<iframe allow=\"accelerometer &#039;none&#039;;autoplay &#039;none&#039;;bluetooth &#039;none&#039;;browsing-topics &#039;none&#039;;camera &#039;none&#039;;clipboard-read &#039;none&#039;;clipboard-write;display-capture &#039;none&#039;;encrypted-media &#039;none&#039;;gamepad &#039;none&#039;;geolocation &#039;none&#039;;gyroscope &#039;none&#039;;hid &#039;none&#039;;identity-credentials-get &#039;none&#039;;idle-detection &#039;none&#039;;keyboard-map &#039;none&#039;;local-fonts;magnetometer &#039;none&#039;;microphone &#039;none&#039;;midi &#039;none&#039;;otp-credentials &#039;none&#039;;payment &#039;none&#039;;picture-in-picture;publickey-credentials-create &#039;none&#039;;publickey-credentials-get &#039;none&#039;;screen-wake-lock &#039;none&#039;;serial &#039;none&#039;;summarizer &#039;none&#039;;sync-xhr;usb &#039;none&#039;;web-share;window-management &#039;none&#039;;xr-spatial-tracking &#039;none&#039;;\" allowfullscreen=\"\" class=\"arve-iframe fitvidsignore\" credentialless data-arve=\"arve-youtube-frtiq_hr8pg\" data-lenis-prevent=\"\" data-src-no-ap=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/FrTiQ_hR8Pg?feature=oembed&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;autohide=1&amp;playsinline=0&amp;autoplay=0\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"372\" loading=\"lazy\" name=\"\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-presentation allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/FrTiQ_hR8Pg?feature=oembed&#038;iv_load_policy=3&#038;modestbranding=1&#038;rel=0&#038;autohide=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autoplay=0\" title=\"\" width=\"662\"><\/iframe><\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<h3>From Pakistan With Love<\/h3>\n<p>We couldn\u2019t be more proud of our \u2018brave\u2019 hero as continues to put his life on the line to serve and protect Pakistan. But as time goes by, people in India are starting to catch on about Major Adnan\u2019s not-so-good music. We pray that our hero manages to keep his secret identity intact. Our hero is still working to get his \u2018License To Kill\u2019 approved.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; letter-spacing: 5px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0;\">ALSO READ<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; font-family: Raleway ,sans-serif;\" href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/spy-thriller-based-on-abdul-qadeer-khan-is-getting-made\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Spy Thriller Based on Abdul Qadeer Khan Is Getting Made<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The world of espionage is full danger and peril. It\u2019s not all about sipping martinis and wearing suits, well maybe some halwa along the way couldn\u2019t hurt. 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