{"id":239348,"date":"2019-11-20T15:04:30","date_gmt":"2019-11-20T10:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/?p=239348"},"modified":"2019-11-20T15:04:52","modified_gmt":"2019-11-20T10:04:52","slug":"indian-student-builds-iron-man-type-suit-and-we-should-be-worried-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/indian-student-builds-iron-man-type-suit-and-we-should-be-worried-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Indian Student Builds &#8216;Iron Man&#8217; Suit and We Should Be Worried (Not)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pakistani army and military intelligence is on high alert! Alarming reports have surfaced that our neighbors have developed an Iron Man suit!<\/p>\n<p>Let us see for ourselves:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-239359 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/EJsW3KvUwAEgOe8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/EJsW3KvUwAEgOe8.jpg 600w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/EJsW3KvUwAEgOe8-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/EJsW3KvUwAEgOe8-192x144.jpg 192w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/EJsW3KvUwAEgOe8-384x288.jpg 384w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/EJsW3KvUwAEgOe8-90x67.jpg 90w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/EJsW3KvUwAEgOe8-180x135.jpg 180w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/EJsW3KvUwAEgOe8-561x421.jpg 561w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/EJsW3KvUwAEgOe8-364x273.jpg 364w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/EJsW3KvUwAEgOe8-64x48.jpg 64w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/EJsW3KvUwAEgOe8-128x96.jpg 128w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Many Pigeons Died Getting This Intel<\/h3>\n<p>Thanks to our brave undercover pigeons and Major Adnan Sami, we have learned that a part-time employee working at a university in Varanasi has created a state-of-the-art &#8216;Iron Man&#8217; suit to help the Indian Army.<\/p>\n<p>According to sources, Shyam Chaurasia from Varanasi claims to have built the suit as a prototype while keeping the safety of the Indian army soldiers in mind.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;It is a metal suit designed to help the Indian Army soldiers during their encounters with terrorists and enemies. Currently, it is just a prototype, but it can help the soldiers immensely during the times of the battle,\u201d Chaurasia told ANI.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; letter-spacing: 5px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0;\">ALSO READ<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; font-family: Raleway ,sans-serif;\" href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/major-adnan-sami-becomes-part-of-the-worlds-most-dangerous-spies-list\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Major Adnan Sami Becomes Part Of The \u2018World\u2019s Most Dangerous Spies\u2019 List [Satire]<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>Is Stark Industries Funding This?<\/h3>\n<p>We tried getting a comment from renowned inventor Tony Stark about any involvement in the project, but he was unresponsive. Because.. you know&#8230; Endgame?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-239360 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/MBZ.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"192\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>National Security On High Alert<\/h3>\n<p>Pakistani officials have code named this creation as \u2018Sasta Iron Man\u2019 and are painstakingly examining the design and weakness of this intricate \u2018jugaad\u2019 technology.<\/p>\n<h3>Another Milestone For Indian Ingenuity<\/h3>\n<p>Many Indian netizens took to social media to \u2018praise\u2019 this ground-breaking accomplishment.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/jiteshrochlani\/status\/1196604411855851520?s=20<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">If the idea is to kill the enemy by laughter, this might work.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ashwin (@ashwin_thm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashwin_thm\/status\/1196577897722441731?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 18, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/GunjanMallik\/status\/1196585759253204993?s=20<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Need any other proof of unemployment and joblessness in India?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mister August \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3 (@Tweetingchintu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tweetingchintu\/status\/1196649619511336960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 19, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/bipolardoggo\/status\/1196602329757339650?s=20<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"tl\" dir=\"ltr\">E ka bawasir he\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude12 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/2wD1pLBrBE\">pic.twitter.com\/2wD1pLBrBE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Babu Bhaiya \ud83d\ude09 (@photudekhrebaba) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/photudekhrebaba\/status\/1196633087049756674?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 19, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"hi\" dir=\"ltr\">\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udffb isko bhejo border pe is suit ke saath ye khud nahi jayega aur bike ka helmet konsi goli rokega \ud83d\ude02 yeh jarur peene ke baad isko idea aaya hain<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Nehal Dhide (@dhi_gabbar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dhi_gabbar\/status\/1196649791213539328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 19, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h3>There&#8217;s Only One Man For The Job!<\/h3>\n<p>Our government has a contingency plan for this &#8216;Sasta&#8217; Iron Man. Citizens can rest easy as we have our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man on our side!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-239370 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1100\" height=\"550\" srcset=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28.jpg 1100w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28-768x384.jpg 768w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28-1024x512.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28-192x96.jpg 192w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28-384x192.jpg 384w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28-561x281.jpg 561w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28-364x182.jpg 364w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28-728x364.jpg 728w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28-608x304.jpg 608w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28-758x379.jpg 758w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/PicMonkey-Collage-28-96x48.jpg 96w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1100px) 100vw, 1100px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned for more updates!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; letter-spacing: 5px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0;\">ALSO READ<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; font-family: Raleway ,sans-serif;\" href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/desi-deadpool-and-spiderman-are-tearing-up-karachi-video\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Desi Deadpool and Spiderman Are Tearing Up Karachi [Video]<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em>Disclaimer: The following is a work of satire and not to be taken (too) seriously. 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