{"id":254584,"date":"2020-03-24T13:09:07","date_gmt":"2020-03-24T08:09:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/?p=254584"},"modified":"2020-03-24T13:09:07","modified_gmt":"2020-03-24T08:09:07","slug":"kumail-nanjianis-attempt-to-make-biryani-will-leave-you-with-a-broken-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/kumail-nanjianis-attempt-to-make-biryani-will-leave-you-with-a-broken-heart\/","title":{"rendered":"Kumail Nanjiani&#8217;s Attempt to Make Biryani Will Leave You With a Broken Heart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is more painful than a breakup? Being broke of course. But nothing compares to the pain inflicted by biryani traitors. They do very &#8216;unacceptable&#8217; things to biryani and sometimes you are bound to question their existence.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mr_noboddy_92\/status\/1218948246359416834<\/p>\n<p>We take our biryani very seriously which is why there is always a tussle between Karachites and Lahoris. And let&#8217;s just state facts here, Karachi&#8217;s biryani will always be superior.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_254639\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-254639\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-254639\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/WelloffRawCaterpillar-size_restricted.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"694\" height=\"446\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-254639\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Karachi people right now.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Taking his biryani game one step further, Pakistani-American actor Kumail Nanjiani shared his cooking skills yesterday which left Twitter in tears.<\/p>\n<p>Caution: Read at your own risk. <em>&#8216;kamzor dil k afraad na dekhen tou behtar hai.&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span class=\"css-901oao css-16my406 r-1qd0xha r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-qvutc0\">&#8220;Today in who-have-I-become, I made cauliflower rice biryani.&#8221;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/kumailn\/status\/1241814408847753216<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_254659\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-254659\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-254659\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/AlienatedDependentBonobo-small.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"156\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-254659\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">All biryani enthusiasts (including me) after seeing this.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Although Kumail knew that he would get some nasty reactions from desis, he still tried to convince them that it actually tasted pretty good.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span class=\"css-901oao css-16my406 r-1qd0xha r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-qvutc0\">&#8220;I know desi people will consider this an abomination. I agree with you. I\u2019m rolling my eyes at me too. But it tasted pretty dang good.&#8221;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; letter-spacing: 5px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0;\">ALSO READ<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; font-family: Raleway ,sans-serif;\" href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/9-coronavirus-myths-to-watch-out-for-pictures\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">9 Coronavirus Myths to Watch Out For [Pictures]<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>However, Twitter couldn&#8217;t keep calm and so, some hilarious comments followed.<\/p>\n<p><em>This guys knows his priorities really well.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/Rish_Bharwani\/status\/1241865646583025672<\/p>\n<p><em>Same girl, SAME!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/MallikaBasu_\/status\/1241818402399891456<\/p>\n<p><em>This one was just too accurate.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"qme\" dir=\"ltr\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Ptk3p3AsCM\">pic.twitter.com\/Ptk3p3AsCM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Anaya Khan (@AnayaNKhan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnayaNKhan\/status\/1241817922818973700?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 22, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><em>SRK fans too, couldn&#8217;t handle this.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">WTAF IS THAT KUMAIL APOLOGIZE TO RICE AND CAULIFLOWER AND ALL DESIS <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/HE1bOKF3st\">pic.twitter.com\/HE1bOKF3st<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \u0641\u0631\u06cc\u062d\u06c1 \u272a (@fay_alif) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fay_alif\/status\/1241828948616626179?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 22, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><em>Yes *with the saddest emoji*<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Please redact this tweet<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \u0938\u094c\u092e\u094d\u092f \u0936\u093f\u0916\u0930 \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3 (@saumya_shikhar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/saumya_shikhar\/status\/1241814583855075328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 22, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><em>We are collectively judging you Kumail.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Dude this is not Biryani &#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mubeen ul haq (@Whoismubeen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Whoismubeen\/status\/1242050243526565888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 23, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><em>Maybe he just wanted to sound fancy? Maybe he just wasn&#8217;t able to accept the reality? Maybe&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"tl\" dir=\"ltr\">Toh isko gobi chicken bol na.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Edgar Again Poeha (@poeticliessence) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/poeticliessence\/status\/1241958099344224256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 23, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; letter-spacing: 5px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0;\">ALSO READ<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; font-family: Raleway ,sans-serif;\" href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/sherry-rehman-shares-picture-of-biryani-perfume-people-go-nuts\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sherry Rehman Shares Picture of Biryani Perfume, People Go Nuts<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is more painful than a breakup? 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