{"id":269359,"date":"2020-07-06T10:00:01","date_gmt":"2020-07-06T05:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/?p=269359"},"modified":"2020-07-06T10:00:01","modified_gmt":"2020-07-06T05:00:01","slug":"man-rates-adiala-jail-as-the-best-vacation-spot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/man-rates-adiala-jail-as-the-best-vacation-spot\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Rates Adiala Jail as the Best Vacation Spot"},"content":{"rendered":"

2020 has not been a good year, especially for travelers and people looking to spend some quality vacation time someplace beautiful.<\/p>\n

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Due to COVID-19, it is not safe to travel abroad to exotic locations. And let\u2019s face it, we\u2019ve visited the northern area way too many times (don\u2019t even get us started on Murree!).<\/p>\n

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But what if we told you there\u2019s a vacation resort just down the road that has water parks, fine dining and much more! Then forget your troubles and come on over to Adiala!<\/p>\n

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ALSO READ<\/p>\n

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Thousands of eager tourist waiting to get in.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Now we know that the place has got a bad reputation because of convicted criminals roaming around the place.<\/p>\n

However, there is another side to this place that the government does NOT want you to find out. Upon research, we’ve discovered one satisfied customer who gave a 5\/5 rating to this place.<\/p>\n

Here’s what he has to say:<\/p>\n

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After \u2018dedicated hours\u2019 of investigative journalism (read Google search), we have uncovered never-before-seen pictures of Adiala Jail that will put Disney World to shame! So let\u2019s take a look:<\/p>\n

Fine Dining<\/h3>\n

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Forget about Chaaye Khaana or Butt Karahi, when you can dine in this \u2018classy\u2019 restaurant, whose name we can\u2019t seem to\u2026 pronounce (probably has some deep meaning or something). Just look at the d\u00e9cor and this happy customer.<\/p>\n

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Movie Night<\/h3>\n

If you\u2019re in the mood to enjoy some classic Lollywood films, then Adiala Jail has got you covered. Featuring such masterpieces like Haseena Atom Bomb<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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You can also watch the biggest crossover since the MCU \u2013 Haseena Atom Bomb v. Shark Octopus<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

Did We Mention There\u2019s a Water Park?<\/h3>\n

Yes, you heard that right. It seems the authorities have managed to \u2018renovate\u2019 the gorgeous Naala Lai into a fully functional sea resort.<\/p>\n

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The water park now seems like it\u2019s complete. Here\u2019s one happy tourist:<\/p>\n

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You, sir. You are the ‘top predator’.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

If you don\u2019t believe us, these pictures are available on Google Maps now.<\/p>\n

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So, if you\u2019re bored of social distancing, then pack your bags and call your nearest law enforcement to take you into custody.<\/p>\n

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Here we have some eager travelers checking into their rooms (the masks are complimentary). Hurry up and book yourselves today now.<\/p>\n

Note: This is a piece of satire and is not meant to be taken seriously.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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ALSO READ<\/p>\n

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2020 has not been a good year, especially for travelers and people looking to spend some quality vacation time someplace beautiful. Due to COVID-19, it is not safe to travel abroad to exotic locations. And let\u2019s face it, we\u2019ve visited the northern area way too many times (don\u2019t even get us started on Murree!). But what if we told you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":66,"featured_media":269436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2374,1298,2199,1606,1292,1293,1291,1295,1297],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-269359","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-crime","8":"category-culture","9":"category-featured","10":"category-food","11":"category-humor","12":"category-lollywood","13":"category-social-media","14":"category-travel","15":"category-tv-movies-music"},"wps_subtitle":"Wait what?","img_urls":{"thumbnail":["https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/jail-364x205.jpg",364,205,true],"medium":["https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/jail-758x504.jpg",758,504,true],"full":["https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/jail.jpg",1288,856,false]},"author_name":"Sher Alam","categories_name":["Crime","Culture","Featured","Food","Humor","Lollywood","Social Media","Travel","TV & Film"],"title_text":"Man Rates Adiala Jail as the Best Vacation Spot","related_stories":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts?filter&per_page=4&categories=2374,1298,2199,1606,1292,1293,1291,1295,1297&exclude=269359","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/66"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269359\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/269436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269359"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=269359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}