{"id":281520,"date":"2020-09-21T14:36:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-21T09:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/?p=281520"},"modified":"2020-09-21T14:36:00","modified_gmt":"2020-09-21T09:36:00","slug":"metal-gear-solid-naked-robbers-give-punjab-police-the-slip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/metal-gear-solid-naked-robbers-give-punjab-police-the-slip\/","title":{"rendered":"Metal Gear Solid: Naked Robbers Give Punjab Police the Slip"},"content":{"rendered":"

A gang of half-naked robbers is terrorizing the city of Khushab in Punjab. According to reports, these shirtless rascals robbed five houses in a row in one night, creating panic among the residents of the area.<\/p>\n

And that’s not all. Apparently, the police were unable to apprehend these criminals as they were covered in mustard oil. How did they find out? From CCTV footage.<\/p>\n

\"\"
Even the ‘Sticky Bandits’ from ‘Home Alone’ are impressed.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

 <\/p>\n

It seems like criminals are becoming too smart for the officers of the law. But then again, it does not take much to bamboozle the Punjab police. Recently, in an unusual incident, a gang of robbers committed several home invasion robberies and put the police to shame as they evaded arrest. Thus, proving how badly our law enforcement needs to be more efficient and competent.<\/p>\n

\n

ALSO READ<\/p>\n

Love from Outer Space: Pakistani Guy Gets a Piece of Moon for Wife<\/a><\/p>\n

\n

According to reports, a gang of half-naked robbers (they were naked for a reason, we\u2019ll get to that later) broke into five houses in four different towns of Khushab. The men invaded houses in Azeem Town, Gulshir Town, Shehzad Town and Canal Rest House last night.<\/p>\n

This spree of robberies has created fear and panic among the residents of the area, since the police were unable to apprehend these culprits.<\/p>\n

\"\"
A fine example of our ‘fighting fit’ Punjab police.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

In their defense, the police stated that the robbers evaded arrest because they covered themselves in mustard oil, which is why they were half-naked (talk about a slippery criminal!).<\/p>\n

There is a CCTV video going viral on social media, where the gang can be seen firing in the air in \u2018celebration\u2019 after committing the crime.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

The police have said that cases have been registered against the \u2018slippery bandits\u2019 and they will be arrested soon. Stay posted for more updates.<\/p>\n

via Geo News<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\n

ALSO READ<\/p>\n

This TV Show Ended Up Making a Tragic Scene Funny<\/a><\/p>\n

\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A gang of half-naked robbers is terrorizing the city of Khushab in Punjab. According to reports, these shirtless rascals robbed five houses in a row in one night, creating panic among the residents of the area. And that’s not all. Apparently, the police were unable to apprehend these criminals as they were covered in mustard oil. How did they find […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":66,"featured_media":281556,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2374,1298,2199,1292,1291],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-281520","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-crime","8":"category-culture","9":"category-featured","10":"category-humor","11":"category-social-media"},"wps_subtitle":"Talk about a 'smooth' getaway.","img_urls":{"thumbnail":["https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/309081_103435_updates-1-364x205.jpg",364,205,true],"medium":["https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/309081_103435_updates-1-758x424.jpg",758,424,true],"full":["https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/309081_103435_updates-1.jpg",1000,560,false]},"author_name":"Sher Alam","categories_name":["Crime","Culture","Featured","Humor","Social Media"],"title_text":"Metal Gear Solid: Naked Robbers Give Punjab Police the Slip","related_stories":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts?filter&per_page=4&categories=2374,1298,2199,1292,1291&exclude=281520","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/66"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281520\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/281556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281520"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=281520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}