{"id":425159,"date":"2023-09-06T15:30:37","date_gmt":"2023-09-06T10:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/?p=425159"},"modified":"2023-09-06T15:30:37","modified_gmt":"2023-09-06T10:30:37","slug":"passengers-diarrhea-forces-delta-flight-to-make-emergency-u-turn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/passengers-diarrhea-forces-delta-flight-to-make-emergency-u-turn\/","title":{"rendered":"Passenger&#8217;s Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight to Make Emergency U-Turn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Delta flight found itself in deep doo-doo when it was forced to make a U-turn after a passenger unleashed a tidal wave of diarrhea that allegedly &#8220;ran all the way through the plane.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The ill-fated flight, en route from Atlanta to Barcelona, was cruising at 30,000 feet when the air turned decidedly less friendly. Approximately two hours into their journey, the pilot, in a mix of astonishment and panic, radioed air traffic control with the kind of announcement you don&#8217;t hear every day:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It&#8217;s just a biohazard issue, we had a passenger who had diarrhea all the way through the airplane, so they want us to come back to Atlanta.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\t\t<div class=\"p-alsoread\">\r\n\t\t\t<div class=\"heading\">ALSO READ<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t<div><a href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/public-schools-in-france-send-home-dozens-of-muslim-girls-wearing-abayas\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Public Schools In France Send Home Dozens Of Muslim Girls Wearing Abayas<\/a><\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/delta.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-425163\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/delta.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"532\" srcset=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/delta.jpg 800w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/delta-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/delta-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cue the collective gasp from passengers and crew. We can only imagine the flight attendants&#8217; frantic attempt to contain the chaos, with passengers desperately seeking refuge in the furthest corners of the aircraft.<\/p>\n\n<div data-mode=\"normal\" data-provider=\"html5\" id=\"arve-html5-\" style=\"max-width:452px;\" class=\"arve\">\n\t<div class=\"arve-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"arve-embed\">\n\t\t\t<video class=\"arve-video fitvidsignore\" controls controlslist=\"\" data-arve=\"arve-html5-\" onloadstart=\"this.volume=1\" preload=\"metadata\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/delta-diarrhea.mp4#t=0.1\"><\/video>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n\t<\/div>\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n<\/div>\n<p>Flight 194, now deemed a flying sewage system, had no other option but to execute a dramatic U-turn back to its point of departure, as the crew collectively decided that soaring through the skies amidst a swirling fecal maelstrom was not in anyone&#8217;s best interest.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Snakes-on-a-Plane-HERO.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-425162\" src=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Snakes-on-a-Plane-HERO.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Snakes-on-a-Plane-HERO.jpg 800w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Snakes-on-a-Plane-HERO-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Snakes-on-a-Plane-HERO-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Snakes-on-a-Plane-HERO-364x205.jpg 364w, https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Snakes-on-a-Plane-HERO-758x426.jpg 758w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"p-alsoread\">\r\n\t\t\t<div class=\"heading\">ALSO READ<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t<div><a href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/internet-finds-another-aishwarya-rai-doppelganger-in-pakistan\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Internet Finds Another Aishwarya Rai Doppelganger In Pakistan<\/a><\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\n<p>The passengers must have had a mix of reactions: some probably sighed in relief at the unexpected detour, while others must have wondered if they&#8217;d mistakenly boarded a rollercoaster instead of a plane.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/dthom24\/status\/1699239655579787503?s=20<\/p>\n<p>The plane landed back at Atlanta&#8217;s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport at 10.40pm, much to the surprise of those awaiting their loved ones at baggage claim. And thus, a new record was set for the quickest turnaround in aviation history \u2013 from &#8220;wheels up&#8221; to &#8220;we need janitors&#8221; in a matter of hours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Delta flight found itself in deep doo-doo when it was forced to make a U-turn after a passenger unleashed a tidal wave of diarrhea that allegedly &#8220;ran all the way through the plane.&#8221; The ill-fated flight, en route from Atlanta to Barcelona, was cruising at 30,000 feet when the air turned decidedly less friendly. Approximately two hours into their [&hellip;] <a class=\"g1-link g1-link-more\" href=\"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/passengers-diarrhea-forces-delta-flight-to-make-emergency-u-turn\/\">More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":66,"featured_media":425165,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2581,2199,1292,2540,2534,2577,1291,2578,1295,2554],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-425159","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-agony","8":"category-featured","9":"category-humor","10":"category-international","11":"category-meme","12":"category-social","13":"category-social-media","14":"category-street-buzz","15":"category-travel","16":"category-twitter"},"wps_subtitle":"A new record was set for the quickest turnaround in aviation history \u2013 from \"wheels up\" to \"we need janitors\" in a matter of hours.","img_urls":{"thumbnail":["https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/delta-flight-364x205.jpg",364,205,true],"medium":["https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/delta-flight.jpg",1000,562,false],"full":["https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/delta-flight.jpg",1000,562,false]},"author_name":"Sher Alam","categories_name":["Agony","Featured","Humor","International","Meme","social","Social Media","Street Buzz","Travel","Twitter"],"title_text":"Passenger\u2019s Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight to Make Emergency U-Turn","related_stories":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts?filter&per_page=4&categories=2581,2199,1292,2540,2534,2577,1291,2578,1295,2554&exclude=425159","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/66"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=425159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425159\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/425165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=425159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=425159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=425159"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propakistani.pk\/lens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=425159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}