Yesterday, depending on which side you are on, Pakistani Twitter had a lot to say about a political crisis that was unfolding in Karachi.
Thankfully, there were those who also found the lighter side of things, since we already have angry TV anchors and ‘analysts’ giving us fiery accounts of the situation on the ground.
We’ve collected some of the best and hilarious responses to the MQM-Rangers fiasco yesterday. So if you are just looking for a laugh to lighten up your day, you’ve come to the right place.
The political actors had to choose this day to take the shine away from Pakistani cricket team achieving number 1 test ranking. Some saw it differently:
Ranger: What's Pakistan's test match ranking in cricket?
Farooq Sattar:… pic.twitter.com/2ZX4D4c3DT
— U (@Baeczar) August 22, 2016
"dekho me tmhari shikayat apni Ammi se kru ga " pic.twitter.com/feSc4a1hHp
— Hyperbola (@Namooonaa) August 22, 2016
Mein ghr sa #Pokemon pkrne nkla tha apne giriftar kr lia Farooq sattar ka rangers ko bayan#PakistanZindabad
— Saad Imtiaz (@saadimtiaz620) August 23, 2016
Thakur emerged as the power house
https://twitter.com/NewPakistan2020/status/768032971337138176
کراچی میں بچوں کے اگواء کا ایک اور واقع۔#NineZero #MQM Farooq sattar pic.twitter.com/pFV47hIk4o
— Bilal Ayubi (@Bilal_Ayb) August 23, 2016
And then there’s this:
Mustafa kamal right now pic.twitter.com/Oc9psgzKVK
— shitposts only (@k3wlbwoyy) August 22, 2016
Some didn’t even spare Biryani of the Seas (BOTS):
BOTS is not Bori of the Seas. I knew he didn't mean it https://t.co/mys3YzBnel
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) August 23, 2016
Is Inam Ghar undergoing a rebranding:
https://twitter.com/SirJohnRoe/status/767811554758852608
This one is too meta to process:
Is this an end to ‘Aaam Khayega Aam’?
https://twitter.com/MyDixonCider/status/767798237264773120
Coming up on next season of Prison Break:
high facility prison designed for farooq sattar. there's no escaping. pic.twitter.com/y2YY0XEOqL
— saad. (@chimgadar) August 22, 2016
They even remind you of your young rebellious streak back in the day:
"Sir bas ek chance please. Ab bunk nahi marungi.🙊" pic.twitter.com/6YvCYAwHPp
— hareem (@NiHaoItsReem) August 22, 2016
And this
#FarooqSattar pic.twitter.com/QVsOj9HYvA
— Abidullah (@577_abidullah) August 23, 2016
Yes, we still haven’t forgiven them for taking the shine off King Misbah’s achievement:
Karachi needs MQM (Misbah Qaumi Movement)
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) August 22, 2016
The meme that just refuses to die:
https://twitter.com/KKhanMarwat/status/767809140462845952
Pokemon Go!
When you trying to catch a rare Pokemon pic.twitter.com/ScZaF0ZG9b
— Ahad (@abdulahadjawaid) August 22, 2016
No wonder many Pakistanis were disappointed when Farooq Sattar didn’t appear for a presser!
One minute silence for those, who did not sleep last night to watch Dr Farooq Sattar's press conference.
LOL— Ali Raza (@AliRazaTweets) August 23, 2016
Note: This post is not intended to offend anyone.Â
“Note: This post is not intended to offend anyone.”
When you don’t want a bori of your own size to be made. :P
P.S: On A Lighter Note
Nope, no one’s scared of MQM from now on. It’s most probably the CyberCrime bill! :D
wo zamanay chalay ga jab altaf ki oqat thi ab wo used condom ha btw Kamal hi kamal ha………..
Altaf Hussain be like
“Aik jaisay kapray” uniformed men. LOL
Truly Hilarious :D
All Pakistani should do 2 things…
1. Ban all pictures from media of the person in London
2. No need to call him Bhai.. just call him “shar pasand”
bohat jaldi khayal aya apko
Perfect.
They chose Pakistan over their motherland and still they are muhajirs…Its high time people acknowledge the truth that this country is made for the Punjabis…Rest are just servers…
can anyone tell me why “CyberCrime Law Enforcement Agencies” can’t see this post..??
just asking. :)