After the infamous pigeon spy, India has found another incident to keep its people entertained.
The only country that takes interest in Pakistan’s affair even more than Pakistan itself is of course our decades-old neighbor India. They seem to be obsessed with Pakistan and the ISI, to be honest.
They believe that every ‘suspicious’ thing that is happening in their country is one way or another related to Pakistan. Talk about being an obsessed ex who thinks every pigeon that’s flying from Pakistan is obviously a spy.
That wasn’t enough, so they came up with another interesting story of ‘terrorist locusts’ that were again, you guessed it, ‘sent’ by Pakistan.
In the coming days, they might blame Pakistan for the lack of toilets in their country because they were busy fighting birds and insects and didn’t have time to build enough of them.
Here we go again
The joke doesn’t even end here, in fact, now they came up with another potential way for Pakistanis to spy on them.
In another episode of Indian media goes insane, a suspicious, terrifying, intimidating ISI official, tailed down an innocent, kind, and righteous Indian diplomat to harass him on the streets of Islamabad.
Hard to believe it right? Well, this is exactly what Indian media is claiming right now. Here’s what their media says:
“Vehicle of India’s Chargé d’affaires Gaurav Ahluwalia was chased by a Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) member. ISI has stationed multiple persons in cars and bikes outside his residence to harass and intimidate him,” says ANI.
The ANI also shared a clip, in which the ‘ISI official’ was allegedly chasing Gaurav Ahluwalia’s car on a bike.
#WATCH Islamabad: Vehicle of India's Chargé d'affaires Gaurav Ahluwalia was chased by a Pakistan's Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) member. ISI has stationed multiple persons in cars and bikes outside his residence to harass and intimidate him. pic.twitter.com/TVchxF8Exz
— ANI (@ANI) June 4, 2020
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Once again, the Indian media was trying to create a sensational story out of it but Twitteratis said ‘not on this platform desh bakhts’.
The video actually shows a random guy (perhaps a Pindi boy) going his way, and when netizens realized this, they started trolling ANI. Some of these reactions are so hilarious that they ought to be included in this post.
You are lucky they didn't send Vigo :p https://t.co/lelD94MBhq
— berbaad kacchay (@mahobili) June 5, 2020
https://twitter.com/shytigress/status/1268653738820096000?s=21
Omg how did the diplomat even survive this? Im shaking with fear just watching this https://t.co/riW4AhHjIf
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) June 4, 2020
We don’t chase on a CD70. We got pigeons in the air if u turn the camera up. https://t.co/xWvHk6eL9T
— Faizan Khan (@Faizankhaan91) June 4, 2020
What a fall from grace in IK's govt.
From black Vigo, ISI came down to a Honda CD70. https://t.co/cvLZRST0ha
— السراب (@Zarkawaa) June 5, 2020
Because dahi is fairly important than the Indian diplomat.
I am pretty sure that guy was going to the market to get dahi. India has lost its marbles! https://t.co/51HetEC1QN
— طوفانِ حق (@StormofTruth) June 5, 2020
Even Pindi boys have some class.
https://twitter.com/omair28khan/status/1268620072395788288?s=21
Raja jees of pindi now serving as frontline soldiers and doing active spy and surveillance duties. Hats off to you guys. Watan ki hawaein tumhein salam kehti hen https://t.co/MS7TkEwHDm
— 🇵🇰 (@the_medic47) June 5, 2020
India must be in real trouble since ISI has set off the 2nd Pindi Boyz Brigade on them.
Take care Indians😉 https://t.co/otS34fdET6
— Saad Asad (@Saad_163_) June 5, 2020
If the ISI wanted to track you guys, they’d do it in 99 other ways they have BUT send a Pindi boy on bike. Hilarious as usual from Indian media. https://t.co/cx4RSMIJHO
— A (@aeroburner1) June 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/sameenaerana/status/1268789395278237699?s=21
Are all Indiots such dumbfucks or you the handler of this account is an exception?? https://t.co/1l6hs4Jgmw
— Mariam Ayub (@i_m_mariam) June 4, 2020
Facts and only FACTS!
Umm. It’s just some dude on a bike. And he doesn’t seem to be ‘chasing’ anyone? Unless I’m missing something? https://t.co/Ju2B9sQNPt
— Mahwash Ajaz 🇵🇰 (@mahwashajaz_) June 5, 2020
By this logic hundreds of isi agents used to chase me on my way to college 😂
And now they have intensified their efforts,after I leaked the info about shahzaz-ud-din airbase. https://t.co/eOQMZXVWu6— Z. (@ZA1NX7) June 4, 2020
Where’s the wheelie?
Wheelie k intizaar main tha main https://t.co/BXu5a7BiDf
— Hashim (@hashim_i) June 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/saurmerak/status/1268623255277092864?s=21
Locusts are terrorists, so are the bike riders – Arnab Goswami
I am sure Arnab would do a marathon transmission on this 5 second video😂😋😉 https://t.co/YZbWjKQlqR
— Kamran Yousaf (@Kamran_Yousaf) June 5, 2020
Yes please!
Let my man ride his 70 in peace 😤 https://t.co/mScjs7CXcX
— K. (@RotiKholDeyo) June 4, 2020
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