While white people are often called out for saying all ‘brown people are the same’; ‘all black people are the same’ and ‘all Asian people are the same’, Hollywood just spilled the beans on how ‘all white people look the same’.
Since white people look nothing alike, Hollywood must be churning out these clones. Wherever we look, Hollywood keeps casting the same men over and over again. Just with different names.
Not convinced? We’ll prove it to you.
1. Can You Even Tell the Difference?
The same hooded eyes, just different colors and with that hairstyle, its a dead-on doppelganger.
2. Luke Evans Has How Many Doppelgangers?
Minus the eye color, they’re basically identical from the hairline right down to the jawline.
3. Hollywood’s Cloning Facility
Maybe they’re related? That is a conspiracy theory on its own.
4. Same Actor, Different Names?
Maybe they’re not really different actors. Maybe its the same actors playing different roles as different people and we just noticed (Marion Robert Morrison, Marion Mitchell Morrison and John Wayne are the same people). Daniel Doheny does look like Andrew Garfield playing a teenager.
5. A Case of Twins
Forget being related, these guys are definitely twins. They even smile the same.
6. Thhird Time’s The Charm
Triplets are the luckier bunch though. We like how Ian Somerhalder tried to look different from Zac Efron and Chace Crawford. The darker hair is not working though.
7. What is This Witchery?
These guys must be morphing in and out of their different forms. That’s the only real explanation.
8. Secret Hollywood Cloning Programme Exposed
white people: "asians all look the same"
white people: pic.twitter.com/K6DSOt8FII
— jordan (@vyyzee) August 6, 2015
See what we mean now?
9. Are We Ruining It?
You will never look at Keifer Sutherland the same way again. It’s the same guy with various amounts of facial hair.
Peter Sarsgaard looks more like Kiefer Sutherland than Kiefer Sutherland.
— Misty Talley (@MistyfnTalley) September 2, 2015
So the next time you hear someone say these Asians look the same, show them these white Hollywood actors here, and observe as they hold their silence (because you’ve got them shook).