When Mufti Kifayat Ullah claimed ‘Wiki of Wiki Leaks’ is Jemima Goldsmith’s cousin, we were all laughing inside. As for Jemima, she decided to play along. who is the joke on?
If you’re just joining in, let us show you something:
مفتی کفایت اللہ: "وکی لیکس والا وِکی کزن ہے جمائمہ کا"
DEAD!! 😂 pic.twitter.com/1IKJ53tG1j
— Azhar Mashwani (@MashwaniAzhar) November 3, 2019
You really know these conspiracy theories have lost it when folks just start creating people out of thin air (and no, they’re not an imaginary friend, because that’s normal). When host Jameel Farooqi tried to correct him, Mufti Kifayat Ullah didn’t even let him get a word in.
Mufti Kifayat Ullah just jumped to it, ‘corrected’ Jameel Farooqi that it was actually Wiki Leaks and ‘Wiki’ is Jemima Goldsmith’s cousin. Everything boils down to ‘Zoinist plots’ (Yahudi sazish).
And then Jemima jumped in and had a lot of fun with the whole thing. She dubbed the sage ‘Vicky Leaks.’
For those who don’t speak Urdu – apparently I have a first cousin called “Wiki” – who set up Wikileaks- which is a Zionist tool, supporting Imran Khan’s Zionist agenda. This from a so called Islamic scholar/ cleric…. “Wiki’ cousin hai Jemima ka” 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/BaWmWyPxFt
— Jemima Goldsmith (@Jemima_Khan) November 6, 2019
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We know for a fact that some people will take the liberty to not do their research and just believe the good Mufti. The rest of us have taken the liberty to make light of the situation.
First of all, Jemima Goldsmith let us know it’s actually ‘Vicky’ (mind it), We also learned of another ‘Vicky’, Vicky Pedia (hello Wikipedia).
“Vicky Leaks” 🤣🤣🤣
— Jemima Goldsmith (@Jemima_Khan) November 6, 2019
So which Vicky is this one?
https://twitter.com/iv1cky/status/1192086678837452800
She then shed some light on her family tree, including the infamous Panama Leaks. Yes, the culprit trying to sabotage….. something.
Wait till he finds out about my other cousins Panama Leaks and Vicky Pedia.
— Jemima Goldsmith (@Jemima_Khan) November 6, 2019
People even uncovered other secret relatives Jemima didn’t willingly tell us about.
Paradise leaks feeling lonely after missing the list.
— Ali (@Oye4thHokage) November 6, 2019
Hahahahaa Dawn Leaks Is your Unlce 😄😄😄 Bahabiiii @Jemima_Khan
— Shafak Zahra (@SyedashafakPTI) November 6, 2019
With the joke out of the bag, people started having fun with the whole thing. Of course, by ‘Vicky Bhai’ they’re referring to Julian Assange.
— Nabeel Ahmed (@nabeelahmed050) November 6, 2019
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When people tried to offer condolences for the ‘smears’ her cousins have brought, Jemima brushed it off with grace. Maybe her cousins are estranged.
Thanks. It’s a timely reminder that no matter how grubby the British election campaign gets, it won’t even compare to the madness, vitriol & corruption of Pakistan’s elections.
— Jemima Goldsmith (@Jemima_Khan) November 6, 2019
For those that needed a follow up regarding Vicky, cousin of Jemima Goldsmith, here you go.
کیا وکی جمائما کا کزن ہے؟؟؟؟؟؟
وسیم بادامی کے ہاتھوں مولوی کفائت اللہ کا پوسٹ مارٹم۔۔۔۔اللی معافی کتنے جوٹے ہیں یہ نام نہاد مولوی۔۔ pic.twitter.com/j9Ff5WYtlp
— محترم وقاص امجد (@Waqas_amjad) November 6, 2019