What is more painful than a breakup? Being broke of course. But nothing compares to the pain inflicted by biryani traitors. They do very ‘unacceptable’ things to biryani and sometimes you are bound to question their existence.
— UnknowN SouL (@Mr_noboddy_92) January 19, 2020
We take our biryani very seriously which is why there is always a tussle between Karachites and Lahoris. And let’s just state facts here, Karachi’s biryani will always be superior.
Taking his biryani game one step further, Pakistani-American actor Kumail Nanjiani shared his cooking skills yesterday which left Twitter in tears.
Caution: Read at your own risk. ‘kamzor dil k afraad na dekhen tou behtar hai.’
“Today in who-have-I-become, I made cauliflower rice biryani.”
Today in who-have-I-become, I made cauliflower rice biryani.
I know desi people will consider this an abomination. I agree with you. I’m rolling my eyes at me too.
But it tasted pretty dang good. pic.twitter.com/GwNrLWLtrf
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) March 22, 2020
Although Kumail knew that he would get some nasty reactions from desis, he still tried to convince them that it actually tasted pretty good.
“I know desi people will consider this an abomination. I agree with you. I’m rolling my eyes at me too. But it tasted pretty dang good.”
However, Twitter couldn’t keep calm and so, some hilarious comments followed.
This guys knows his priorities really well.
The bigger problem here is jalapeños instead of green chili's
— Rish (@Rish_Bharwani) March 22, 2020
Same girl, SAME!
— ✨ Mallika Basu ✨ (@MallikaBasu_) March 22, 2020
This one was just too accurate.
— Anaya Socially Distant Khan (@AnayaNKhan) March 22, 2020
SRK fans too, couldn’t handle this.
WTAF IS THAT KUMAIL APOLOGIZE TO RICE AND CAULIFLOWER AND ALL DESIS pic.twitter.com/HE1bOKF3st
— Tipsy Topsy Slurs (@fay_alif) March 22, 2020
Yes *with the saddest emoji*
Please redact this tweet
— Saumya Shikhar (@saumya_shikhar) March 22, 2020
We are collectively judging you Kumail.
Dude this is not Biryani ……
— Mubeen ul haq (@Mubeen_Ul_Haq) March 23, 2020
Maybe he just wanted to sound fancy? Maybe he just wasn’t able to accept the reality? Maybe…
Toh isko gobi chicken bol na.
— Edgar Allan Poeha (@vaniIlaessence) March 23, 2020