Kumail Nanjiani’s Attempt to Make Biryani Will Leave You With a Broken Heart

Biryani ka mazaaq nahi corona!

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What is more painful than a breakup? Being broke of course. But nothing compares to the pain inflicted by biryani traitors. They do very ‘unacceptable’ things to biryani and sometimes you are bound to question their existence.

https://twitter.com/Mr_noboddy_92/status/1218948246359416834

We take our biryani very seriously which is why there is always a tussle between Karachites and Lahoris. And let’s just state facts here, Karachi’s biryani will always be superior.

Karachi people right now.

Taking his biryani game one step further, Pakistani-American actor Kumail Nanjiani shared his cooking skills yesterday which left Twitter in tears.

Caution: Read at your own risk. ‘kamzor dil k afraad na dekhen tou behtar hai.’

“Today in who-have-I-become, I made cauliflower rice biryani.”

https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/1241814408847753216

All biryani enthusiasts (including me) after seeing this.

Although Kumail knew that he would get some nasty reactions from desis, he still tried to convince them that it actually tasted pretty good.

“I know desi people will consider this an abomination. I agree with you. I’m rolling my eyes at me too. But it tasted pretty dang good.”


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However, Twitter couldn’t keep calm and so, some hilarious comments followed.

This guys knows his priorities really well.

https://twitter.com/Rish_Bharwani/status/1241865646583025672

Same girl, SAME!

This one was just too accurate.

SRK fans too, couldn’t handle this.

Yes *with the saddest emoji*

We are collectively judging you Kumail.

Maybe he just wanted to sound fancy? Maybe he just wasn’t able to accept the reality? Maybe…


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