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Major Adnan Sami Becomes Part Of The ‘World’s Most Dangerous Spies’ List [Satire]

Our hero and savior?


The world of espionage is full danger and peril. It’s not all about sipping martinis and wearing suits, well maybe some halwa along the way couldn’t hurt. People often talk about James Bond, but now there is a real spy for Pakistani’s to root for – his name is Sami, Adnan Sami!

It has been almost 20 years since our beloved Major Adnan infiltrated India under the guise of music and entertainment. The ‘brave warrior’ is working deep undercover to serve his country during these worrisome times in India

Move Aside Black Widow!

However, these are dangerous times for our hero as Major Adnan Sami may be compromised! It seems that our agencies misinterpreted Major Sami’s coded message “Thori Se To Lift Kara De” as Pakistan Index ‘accidentally’ ranked him amongst the third most dangerous spy in the world.

It is indeed a proud moment for us to see Major Adnan’s courage and dedication be rewarded in such a prestigious list. But c’mon people, we are jeopardizing our hero’s mission!

Recently, our brave commando has been going through a difficult time maintaining his cover, as ‘whistle blowers’ on Twitter started leaking highly confidential information.

Another source revealed Major Adnan’s military dossier for the whole world to see. Not cool!


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Disguised as a ‘so-so’ singer, Major Sami has been secretly sending encrypted messages to our intelligence agencies. Here is proof of our major’s genius:

From Pakistan With Love

We couldn’t be more proud of our ‘brave’ hero as continues to put his life on the line to serve and protect Pakistan. But as time goes by, people in India are starting to catch on about Major Adnan’s not-so-good music. We pray that our hero manages to keep his secret identity intact. Our hero is still working to get his ‘License To Kill’ approved.


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Written by Sher Alam


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