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Rehman Malik's Dumbness, Banana, Google and Consequences

By  | 19, Sep 2011 | 30 Comments

So ProPakistani’s reports were true about what interior minister Rehman Malik was trying to articulate in his yesterday’s press conference where he ended up saying if Google and Youtube don’t cooperate in hunting down terrorists, the government reserves the right to ban them.

Who clarified this? The man himself posted this a while ago on his twitter page:

Rahman Malik thumb Rehman Maliks Dumbness, Banana, Google and Consequences

This update from the very minister came forth at 1:57 AM (Pakistan Standard Time) which tells us that the minister is not sleeping at this hour and banana Google kept bugging him.

Like they say, it’s never too late. Let’s thank him for the clarification which was much needed of course because the entire media interpreted it in the other way. ARY even went ahead to report that some case was going to be registered against Google Pakistan’s “administrator.” Well that was a clear depiction of media’s sensationalism.

For those who didn’t follow yesterday’s saga on the topic, Government of Pakistan actually wants INTERPOL to play it’s role in convincing Google to start accepting Pakistani court orders for retrieval of any data from Google’s servers. (Google currently asks for American court orders, which obviously isn’t viable for Pakistani authorities)

But all this (miscommunication from Mr. Malik) we had to face the consequences! Many saw this as an attempt to censor free speech and this gave a reason to Pakistan-bashing foreign press to further sensationalize the issue.

I mean look at Indian papers today, they are all filled with “Pakistan to shutdown Google” headlines and what not. But that’s not it, few observers went ahead to think that Pakistan wants to ban US companies to open and clear the way for the Chinese players to come and invest in Pakistan.

Imagine Baidu replacing Google in our lives…eh? But seriously, this seems more like a conspiracy theory because I am now convinced that ProPakistani’s report was right that Rehman Malik couldn’t articulate what he wanted to say. So it’s like he wanted to say apple, but ended up saying banana.

Unfortunately, who takes Rehman Malik’s talks anyways? Yes, this is unfortunate because he’s supposed to be the most series man in these challenging and troubling times of fight against terrorism. And this man tends to make headlines of blunders once a week.

I think I should control my emotions and rather than banging my head against the wall on this, let me try to get this straighten for our Interior Minister.

Dear Sir, instead of making a clear statement, instead of telling the world the real problem, instead of identifying that Google is operating without a local office and doesn’t come under your law, without hinting that Google isn’t accepting your court orders (unlike Hotmail and Yahoo), Sir, you have earned nothing but bad name for the country.

But I think I am wasting my time by giving you the benefit of doubt since you’re tech illiterate! I think you just randomly say stuff and attempt on hit and trial rule just to look busy, am I right?

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  • http://dramasonline.com Pakistani Dramas

    Another Funny and Lame Statement by Mr.Malik!

  • http://Anonymous Anonymous PaK

    I don’t know, what type of dumbs are ruling us! Where are the legit IT guys? Why the hell, terrorist use Google services, when they know that US Government can track them easily! or When they have full authority to create their own private IRC channels!

    • Shen

      i dont think so that terrorist here in Pakistan can use internet in such extent.. terrorist here are illiterate about IT..

  • http://vsocio.com Usman

    :P no comments…

  • http://www.cricbeat.com/ Umer

    He apparently ordered an enquiry against a guy on Twitter because his bio stated he is Malik’s advisor. haha

    Oh crap, should have commented via a gmail id, this might get tracked by RM.

  • http://twitter.com/sachakaka Sacha Kaka

    What is dumbness in that? He wrote a line, how would you say if you wanted to tell others same thing? :)

  • Imran Shah

    “he’s supposed to be the most series man in these”
    lol but he aint “series” at all dude!!!!

  • Prostar

    Malik Saab 2 bjy twitter py bzi thy to soye kb hon gy, aur namaz kb parhi ho gi. Namaz to wo Eid ki hi parhty hn…….. wo b baghair wazoo k……

    • Zeeshan Ahemd

      lolzzz… so funny :)

  • http://freetalkshawk.blogspot.com Mohsin Raja

    Salam, kuch khas nahi lga yah text.
    propakistani @ hotmail.com

  • http://freetalkshawk.blogspot.com Mohsin Raja

    It’s for u.

  • M.Fahad

    All i can say about R.Malik is KEEP YOUR PANTS ON

    • Vickzz

      agree ;)

  • IwhizKID

    Rofl Finaly a Good Critism.

  • Pathologist

    one word… LOLZZZ :D

  • nawaz sharif

    First of all Rehman Malik and Co. sould oblige courts order. Court declare him guilty and president Zardari pardons him. What sort of lawless land is this?

  • nawaz sharif

    Well to be quite honest first of all Rehman Malik and Co. should oblige courts order. Court declare him guilty and president Zardari pardons him. What sort of lawless land is this?

  • http://www.facebook.com/abbottfire malik nauman singimera

    malik bongian na mar

    • Zeeshan Ahemd

      malik !!!! sun lay MALIK kh raha hy BOUNGYAAN na mar . hahhahaha

  • http://www.buzzpk.com Handsome

    Pagel “e” oyyy :p

  • Shahid Saleem

    – (Google currently asks for American court orders, which obviously isn’t viable for Pakistani authorities)

    WHY NOT? Look again at the link:

    http://www.google.com/transparencyreport/governmentrequests/

    Are you going to tell me that countries like Hungary and Cyprus and make requests to Google but Pakistan cannot??

    • admin

      Coz hungry or others didn’t sacrifice 37000 citizens for twin towers of their (google’s) country

      • Shahid Saleem

        Huh? So what? It’s a simple matter of following procedures. Cyprus can do it. Hungary can do it. Taiwan can do it. Hong Kong can do it. What is special about Pakistan?

        • Saad Waseen

          @admin: Google is a corporate company. Get out of your shell. The world is a bigger place.

  • zain

    fact is our agencies cant do any work on ground.

    they need ” pakki pakai kheer” .thats why they need help from google and youtube

    previously they did the same with telecom companies.now they can take out data of anyone and anyone’s conversation without any permission

  • http://clip-bucket.com ArslanHassan

    I Use Gmail and I am not a Terrorist :-s ?

  • http://www.aceph.pk aceph

    I can’t understand why only Google?? There are a million ways Terrorists can communicate on Internet.

    R Malik and Co., you need better Cyber Laws and their implementations in country, and of-course, better implement Laws and court orders on your own self first.

  • WAQAR

    *LOGIC*
    Because Terrorist use Google,
    Ban Google
    Because Terrorist use Cellphone,
    Ban Cellphone
    Because Terrorist use Vehicles,
    Ban Vehicles
    Because Terrorist use Knives,
    Ban Knives

    =
    Ban all those things which terrorist can use

    But we are not going to do our Home Work

  • http://entitylogix.com Entity

    i also use gmail……

  • Saad Waseen

    “This update from the very minister came forth at 1:57 AM (Pakistan Standard Time) which tells us that the minister is not sleeping at this hour and banana Google kept bugging him.”

    This is you attempt at sarcasm? I mean, I’m all game for RM and banana jokes, but this was just downright stupid.