Remember the American stand-up comedian, Jeremy McLellan? Of course, you do!
Well, he’s back and India might not feel so good about it. You know why, don’t you? His love affair with Pakistani spy pigeons in India is a known phenomenon and his tweets are always loved by our fellow countrymen.
Here’s his latest tweet.
I stopped paying attention for a few days and now India is going to invade Pakistan or something? Fill me in.
— Jeremy McLellan (@JeremyMcLellan) February 18, 2019
The way people filled him in is nothing but hilarious. And you are going to get goosebumps, for sure.
Here are some of the funniest responses:
Shhhh!! India is rehearsing in a Bollywood studio!
Just got an update from this boy! pic.twitter.com/7xX7ZQlw3U
— 𝐼𝓂𝓇𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝒷𝒷𝒶𝓈 🌎 (@President0ffice) February 18, 2019
*Reacts to the threats*
https://twitter.com/Itizazalizai/status/1097585934411972615
Indians.
— Tayyaba (@Tayyaba77658296) February 19, 2019
Pakistanis right now.
https://twitter.com/GMBukhari117/status/1097584896485310464
Longer than we thought.
https://twitter.com/azeem37832472/status/1097589780685180929
Still no attack.
— !zhar (@EngrIUH) February 19, 2019
The new recruits are here.
They are getting ready for war against Pakistan 😆😆 pic.twitter.com/2J72JsSJgL
— MiAn AhMaD HasSan سیالکوٹی (Stallion🐎🦄) (@meHassan_96) February 18, 2019
No time to waste.
https://twitter.com/AdnanKabirKhan/status/1097590084751249409
https://twitter.com/ZuhaHania/status/1097684692957044736
We only have one day left.
https://twitter.com/fawadsagheer/status/1097666967077568512
It has started.
https://twitter.com/ahmeii3366/status/1097590636637839361
Lahoris won’t let them attack.
Indians are lost in Sajjay tay fair Khabbay…
— Aamer Pervaiz (@PervaizAamer) February 19, 2019
Pakistanis, dress up properly! What will Kangana Ranaut say (winks).
And enjoy our trolls🤣#GayHind pic.twitter.com/IURLPAZjcH
— Attiya Naqvi (@AttiyaEhtesham) February 18, 2019
Fawad Rana might be the facilitator.
Yeah rana sahab told them to invade and take lahore qalanders away
— maham abbasi (@mahamabbasi971) February 18, 2019
Our pigeons are enough.
Our spy is fully prepared 😂😂😂….. let them come pic.twitter.com/LRkKMFhYKg
— ARSAL (@bachelors_rule) February 18, 2019
The level of chill is amazing.
— MiAn AhMaD HasSan سیالکوٹی (Stallion🐎🦄) (@meHassan_96) February 18, 2019
This sums up the current scenario.
Psl was getting popular so theu had to stop that
Modi was loosing in recent polls
Had to do something to get the patriotism going
Now they are looking for someone who died in 2007
You're all caught up now. Thank me later.— Zunair Tariq (@zunair_t) February 18, 2019
While they blame us, they have no answer for any of these questions. We condemn the attacks but if you read Kashmiri history it clear that due to failed peace talks they are taking matters into their own hands. pic.twitter.com/aeyEqZwJE5
— hamna27 (@hamna27) February 18, 2019
Here’s how India is planning to invade Pakistan.
https://twitter.com/SaminaAli_Ali/status/1097593958987902976
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Those who thunder don’t pour
(Jo Grajte hai Wo Braste Nhai)
Pakistan Barse Ga Battle of Hind Main Just Wait And Watch
English me ye proverb alag hai, genius. Aur tm hamesha English ki tang, bazoo, aur backbone sab tor dia karo.
Barking dog never bites
OR
All bark and no bite
Barking Dogs Seldom Bite
Aap b ghalat ho
:p
Ispay apko konsi wali trophy di jaye
iDian Kabootar dia jay
:p
bhai is ki aadat hy is ka din nhi guzarta agar yeh loggon say zaleel na ho yeh aadi hy in cheezo ka
there are ~7.2 billion peoples in this world but you my brother are the most irritating guy who always ruin my every morning at office.
PLEASE be happy and use your brain, i have been noticing you for past eighty thousand years and you are totallly frustrated.
Yeah, Once I Will Marry then I’ll leave ProPk
bhai 45 years ki khatoon chaliange aap k liay? ;)
Biwi Chahyeh Dusri Maa Nahi CHahyeh
Biwi Chahyeh Second Mother Nahi Chahyeh….
Bhai Wife Chahyeh Step Mother Nahi :)
Those who thunder don’t pour
(Jo Grajte hai Wo Braste Nhai)
Pakistan Barse Ga Battle_of_Hind Main Just Wait And Watch..
Those who thunder don’t pour
(Jo Grajteee hai Wo Brasteee Nhai)
Pakistan Barseee Ga Battlee of Hinddd Main Just Wait And Watch…..
No power on earth can undo Pakistan. Pakistan Zindabad.
Except Pakistanis. Pakistanis themselves are doing their best to undo it.
It has already been undone in 1971, go check some facts….
Hahahhaa
Paagal Paagal Meri Aankhon k saamnhy Paagal
Mera Dill gya
Hii Hii
Mera PSL Gya
Hii Hii
LoLxx
:D