Pakistani army and military intelligence is on high alert! Alarming reports have surfaced that our neighbors have developed an Iron Man suit!
Let us see for ourselves:
Many Pigeons Died Getting This Intel
Thanks to our brave undercover pigeons and Major Adnan Sami, we have learned that a part-time employee working at a university in Varanasi has created a state-of-the-art ‘Iron Man’ suit to help the Indian Army.
According to sources, Shyam Chaurasia from Varanasi claims to have built the suit as a prototype while keeping the safety of the Indian army soldiers in mind.
“It is a metal suit designed to help the Indian Army soldiers during their encounters with terrorists and enemies. Currently, it is just a prototype, but it can help the soldiers immensely during the times of the battle,” Chaurasia told ANI.
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Is Stark Industries Funding This?
We tried getting a comment from renowned inventor Tony Stark about any involvement in the project, but he was unresponsive. Because.. you know… Endgame?
National Security On High Alert
Pakistani officials have code named this creation as ‘Sasta Iron Man’ and are painstakingly examining the design and weakness of this intricate ‘jugaad’ technology.
Another Milestone For Indian Ingenuity
Many Indian netizens took to social media to ‘praise’ this ground-breaking accomplishment.
https://twitter.com/jiteshrochlani/status/1196604411855851520?s=20
If the idea is to kill the enemy by laughter, this might work.
— Ashwin (@ashwin_thm) November 18, 2019
https://twitter.com/GunjanMallik/status/1196585759253204993?s=20
Need any other proof of unemployment and joblessness in India?
— Mister August 🇮🇳 (@Tweetingchintu) November 19, 2019
https://twitter.com/bipolardoggo/status/1196602329757339650?s=20
E ka bawasir he😒😒 pic.twitter.com/2wD1pLBrBE
— Babu Bhaiya 😉 (@photudekhrebaba) November 19, 2019
😂🤣😂🤣👌🏻 isko bhejo border pe is suit ke saath ye khud nahi jayega aur bike ka helmet konsi goli rokega 😂 yeh jarur peene ke baad isko idea aaya hain
— Nehal Dhide (@dhi_gabbar) November 19, 2019
There’s Only One Man For The Job!
Our government has a contingency plan for this ‘Sasta’ Iron Man. Citizens can rest easy as we have our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man on our side!
Stay tuned for more updates!
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Disclaimer: The following is a work of satire and not to be taken (too) seriously. Even Iron Man fans.
Nice one, Pakistanio!