Fowl Play: Pakistani Spy Hawk Arrested in India

The recent news of a ‘hawk’ detained in India on doubt of being used as a ‘spy’ by Pakistan Army has been met with the amusement on this side of the border.

India is famous for frequently accusing Pakistan of spying on their border with stamping the ‘silly’ accusations on Pakistan.

Recently, an absurd report was published which claimed that a hawk was “spotted under mysterious circumstances” near Rajasthan’s Sri Ganganagar city (which is close to Pakistan border). It further added that the bird has been “detained” for further “investigations”.

The report accused Pakistan of “using birds for its evil actions” against India.

The Indian police have taken the spy hawk in “custody” — and stern measurements are to be taken following this “alarming incident,” says the report.

This is not the first ‘bird’ that has been accused of spying on India. In early 2017, a ‘Pakistani Spy Pigeon’ was arrested on suspicion of, ahem, criminal behavior. After that, a man was arrested for selling Pakistani balloons.

Pakistan social media is always quick in responding to such allegations with ‘amusing’ memes and by mocking Indian media agencies for publishing such ‘absurd’ reports.

A Twitter campaign was mounted after a similar incident took place in 2015, which featured some hilarious tweets. Here’s a few of the tweets:

Here’s another one…


  • Hahaha… Susu peene wali koum jo hui phir :P

    • Aryan Chaurasia

      Jo manual follow kartai hai wo India ko kya kya boldete hai.Didnt allah asked muslims to drink camel piss Hindus dont have to follow commands now go drink.

      • Dear Mr. Chaurasi or Pachasi.
        That is milk which is meant to drink, may be you are directed the wrong thing as milk :P

      • And After reading your messages at my Facebook, I would say “SHAME ON YOUR EXISTENCE”, CANADA? seriously?

        • talha

          bhai jahan tak ujhe pta ha…HAZRAT MUHAMMAD S.A.W ne kuch logon ko jo foreign the or weak bhi ,unko camel urine pine ka kaha or phir wo healthy ho gye and the story continues….

        • Mehrunnisa

          Shame on you for disrespecting other’s belief. Understand Islam first.

          • I will try to understand ISLAM completely, Your help will be appreciated too.

        • I’m not a fan

          Your words echo ISIS sentiments. Way to go Jawad.

        • Mehran is not good

          You have already humiliated his belief. Will you kill him for his different belief and traditions?

          • I must say, No. I should have taken care of the fact that hurting someone’s feeling is the biggest sin. I beg apology from the victim and the ALLAH Too. I am sorry.

    • Jawad, We are not suppose to ridicule anyone’s religious affairs. There can be fundamental, ideological and religious differences but this is extremely unacceptable even being a muslim to make fun of anyone. I hope you will try to think about it. Fe Aman Allah

      • No, I am not making fun of their religious affairs, I am just stating the fact of their traditions.

        • Altaf

          Being a Muslim, I was ashamed to read your comments. You are not representing Islam in the correct way. Even though they tempt us or make fun of us. We shouldn’t stoop to their level. I hope you understand.

        • Proud Pakistani

          Shame on you for bringing religion into this. Islam never thought this. To make fun of someone’s belief. I hope sense prevails.

        • Islam is great

          Please stop this nuisance. Making fun of other’s belief is equivalent to ridiculing prophet’s (pbuh) teachings. We are peace loving people and our religion (Islam) also teaches the same. Don’t loose your cool. Respect.

          • Thanks for enlightening me. I will try to never argue on religious affairs as we all don’t know much about our religion either. I beg your pardon..

        • Mahira

          Please study our teachings and traditions first. Just that you know something about others belief and posting it to humiliate is disgusting. Please disassociate yourself with Islam. You are bringing a bad name to it.

          • As far I know, I never mocked any religion, I just stated the facts and their tradition. Well if that seems making fun of anything, I would like to apologize to all of you especially Mr. @aryan_chaurasia:disqus.

            P.S: So you provide the certificates of association to Islam? Please provide me one too.

            • Mahira

              For your information, Islam itself is a certification of humanity. It is obtained by one’s behaviour. Wait you don’t know this as you were too busy “stating facts about other’s traditions.”

              • But without knowing much about anyone, YOU can’t associate or disassociate anyone from religion because no one is the contractor of ISLAM, I already apologized for my nonsense. I must say again.

                • Mahira

                  Exactly but you are behaving as a “contractor” of other’s. who gave you that right. Anyways no point in taking it further. Live a life that sounds good to you. Humble request, (if you care), please don’t spew venomous comments on public platform at least.

                  • You are right, thanks for the advise #Mahira.

        • Salman Haider

          I really thought you were one of the sane person on propakistani comment section. But humiliating a person for his belief is utter nonsense. You lost my respect.

          • There’s been such a misunderstanding between me and the victim of my comment. He got offended by their norms which I described without making fun. Anyhow, I seek apology from him and all of you too.. I’m sorry,

        • IS is IS

          Profile: Jawad Amin

          Knows nothing about tech. (Abdul WAHAB Is 1000 times better.)

          Knows nothing about Islam. (Abdul WAHAB is million times better.)

          Expert in stating facts about other’s traditions.

          Skills: ridiculing and humiliating other’s believes and traditions.

          ISIS Sympathiser.

          So, Mr. Jawad Amin when shall we kill all these non believers.

          • Come on….!!

          • Killing has never proved the best option.

            • IS is IS

              What do you suggest? Genital mutilation?

            • IS is IS

              What is the best option? Mr. know it all?

            • IS is IS

              I got it. Observe their traditions, highlight them and make fun of them, ridicule and humiliate. Right? You can work in our propaganda and media team.

    • Just Checking

      We as a Muslim should not make fun of any ones faith or believe…

      • Yes you’re right. I am sorry for hurting readers’ sentiments.

  • Kabotar Ja Ja Ja Kabotar Jaaaa Jaaaa Jaaaa

    • Fozia

      Hahahaha.. that boast comment!

    • Aqsa Awan

      hahahahahah…bravo

    • Aryan Chaurasia

      ismai bhi bollywood?

    • ZAB

      Kya baat hai larkiyon main bohat famous hotay jarahy ho tum?

  • FuriousNinja

    Offtopic:

    Why you guys have removed the ‘thumbsdown’ button on those stupid Black Friday deals?
    That S8 plus available on Yayvo with discount for 73k?

    Shophive is selling the same on for 69K, Telemart for 71K and Mega for 71 K too. HSN is giving it away for 65K.

    I don’t know who are these ’64’ people who have voted that stupid discount a thumbs up, but you by removing thumbs down option, shows your idiotic stance and also stop giving us these so called hand picked deals when they are nothing but scam. You guys have eyes and ears, right? Kindly use them.

    • Ap Shayad Ghalat Jagah A Gaye Yaha Kabotar Ki Bat Ho Rahi hai :p

      • FuriousNinja

        Nope. This is why I said ‘offtopic’.

        And they haven’t enabled comments on that post so that’s why.

        • a Libtard

          Paisa paik tamasha daik. They are doing this intentionally on purpose with an ill intent to make money. As simple as that. I’m even amazed that they didn’t del ur comment yet.

          • aamir7

            We didn’t delete your comment either. In fact we have put back the thumbs down button the Ninja asked.

            Getting back to Black Friday deals page that we created, we thought it would be transparent, where users can suggest us the deals, or give feedback to the deals we have put up live.

            We are just putting up the best deals with original discounts and deleting those that are getting too much negative feedback. What else do you expect from a third-party?

  • ABDUR RAUF

    I think some one is just making fool to India from inside

  • a Libtard

    These extremist hindu indians don’t leave a single opportunity to make fun of themselves in front of the whole world, caught with their pants down, wat a shame.